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13:21
18 Nov
2011
Some friday afternoon humour...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! "
- That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him."
-That's Advertising
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich."Marry me
- That's Telemarketing
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you send a text message, with a link to website that has a picture of your mansion and sports car/yacht/helicopter, that says: " Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me”
- That's Mobile Marketing
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! marry me!"
- That's Brand Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's customer loyalty
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
- That's competition taking your market
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's a barrier to entering new markets
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You point her out to the girl you are with. You give the girl you are with a big french kiss, a hug and take her out on the dance floor and enjoy the latin music in the background.
- That's customer retention policy